Great Garage Project Freak Show

It’s the Great Garage Project Freak Show this Friday 8th July at Fresh Choice, Nelson … Here’s Denis Cooper with your invitation!

Roll up roll up, for your drinking pleasure, in conjunction with Garage Project, Fresh Choice, Nelson brings you the greatest beer extravaganza on earth. Come ride the magical mystery tour of eclectic beer styles and sample the three brews developed by Garage Project for the ‘Great Australian Beer SpecTAPular’ (GABS). The Garage project freak show is waiting to take you astray.

Taste in awe ‘The Wolf Man’, he’s gonna take your taste buds high. He’s a bad ass IPA with legend saying he’s the bitter ancestor of ‘Death from Above’. Crammed with a howl of a lot of melonicious hops, you’re gonna dig him till the day you die.

Try the ‘Old Grinderman’, a stout little beer. He’s a contortionist who’ll twist your taste buds from bitter
to sweet then will untangle and astound you with grindings of coffee and Kahlua, and finally leave you mesmerised with mercurial malts.

And last but not least is ‘Marvellous Madam Mahvash’. This fortune-telling Belgian blond beauty is love at first sip. With fragrant cotton candy smells, you will be lulled into her magical spicy spells of Turkish Delight and delightful citrus. She can be a little tart but give her time and her finishing smile is gingery confection.

Come gargle these gargoyles and experience these beerzare beers. Showtime starts 3 pm this Friday at Fresh Choice Nelson and tickets cost nothing.
Denis “Clap for the Wolf Man” Cooper